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Old 01-04-2009, 10:46 AM
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Condoms!

Two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home, casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette.

The other lady asked: What is that for?

The first replied: It is to keep my cigarette dry when I am outside smoking and it starts to rain...

The second lady exclaimed: That is a pretty good idea!

The following day the second old lady goes to the drugstore to get some condoms. She walked in and told the clerk: I would like some condoms, please...

The clerk looked at the old lady, rather baffled at why she would need condoms. He then asked: What brand would you like, madam?

The old lady smiled and replied: I do not care what brand you give me, as long as it fits a Camel...

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