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Old 12-30-2008, 09:14 AM
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Seated next to an arrogant blowhard at a UN dinner was a quiet, Asian gentleman dressed in the robes of one of the Far Eastern countries.

The blowhard, in a feeble attempt to make conversation, leaned over and said: "You like soupee?"

The Asian fellow smiled and nodded his head.

"You like steakee?"

The Asian nodded again.

As it turned out, the guest speaker at the dinner was our Asian friend who got up and delivered a beautiful 50-minute address on the United Nations' definition of "encouragement to self-reliance" by underdeveloped countries of the world. The speech was flawless in Oxford English.

He returned to his place at the head of the table and sat down. Turning to his dinner partner, he asked, "So, you like speechee?"
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