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Old 12-30-2008, 09:13 AM
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buying gifts

Two women friends were out buying Christmas gifts. For her little ones, one of them bought a few of the latest toy gadgets.

Unfortunately, they all read, "Batteries Not Included."

So they headed over to the electronics department for batteries, but they were all behind the counter. Try as she might, the woman
with the gadgets could not get the attention of one of the harried sales clerks.

"I know how to get a clerk's attention," her friend said. "Watch this, Sally."

She opened her purse, pulled out a tape measure and began measuring the dimensions of one of those $4,000 plasma TVs. Instantly, a sales clerk practically leap-frogged over several displays to reach the woman. "Can I help you?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, pointing to the display behind the counter. "We need batteries. Four AA's, two size D's and two nine-volts!"
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