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Old 12-30-2008, 09:09 AM
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Had A Bad Night

MERRY CHRISTMAS - YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD!

All night long, soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for the stork, driving all night in the snow, damn near got killed by a 747, Mrs. Claus pissed off at me because I got in too late.

And that isn't all.

Blitzen, Dasher and Rudolph got the shits over New Delhi, India you should see my suit. The damn elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay them double time.

I am so sick of cookies and milk I could vomit. The only highball I had all night was when I slipped getting out of the sleigh.

My prostrate is giving me hell! I pissed my pants at 20,000 feet and froze to the seat.

I'm allergic to pine needles. I itch all over. I think my hemorrhoids are coming back.

Ho! Ho! Ho! My ass!!!!!
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