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Old 12-28-2008, 04:18 AM
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Just a quickie...

...to put a smile on your face, just before I hit church. Nah, not going inside. I just want free parking, so I can get into the corner shop to get milk, bread, newspaper and a topshelf mag!

Here is your joke for today...spank me, if you don't like it!



A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothes, piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, stockings, dress, bra and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her knickers off and throws it out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.

Unfortunately, the airbag doesn't go off on his side and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel.

"Help, go get help...I'm stuck!", he shouts.

"But I have no clothes on. What should I do?", she screams.

"Here!", he says, wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch. It will have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"

She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running, a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch and pulls in to the hard shoulder.

"What is the trouble, lady?", he asks.

"Help me!", she screams, "My husband is stuck!".

The trucker shakes his head and says: "If he's stuck up that far...I'm afraid I can't help you."
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