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Old 12-24-2008, 08:43 PM
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Christmas Ball Warmers


Three blondes are sitting in a café, talking about what to get their
boyfriends for Christmas.

"It's funny," said Samantha. "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when
I'm sucking his cock! I think I should get him some ball warmers for
Christmas."

"You know what?" replied Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard!"

They turn to the third blonde, Candi, and asked, "When you blow Chris,
are his balls cold, too?"

"Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!"
exclaimed Candi.

"You're crazy," Samantha piped up. "A good blowjob is the best way to
keep a guy! You should try it! It would make a great Christmas gift for
Chris!"

Candi says she'll think about it. The next time they meet at the café it
is Boxing Day and Candi is sporting a wicked shiner.

"Whoa!" the Jenny asked. "How did you get that black eye?!"

"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," Candi said.

"What on earth for?!" the Jenny asked.

"I don't know," Candi replied. "I was giving him his Christmas present
like you two suggested. I mentioned how strange it was that his balls
were so warm, when Pete and Richard's were so cold, and he punched me!"




Santa’s Pickup Lines

*^* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
*^* Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
*^* I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
*^* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
*^* I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small
talk, sister!
*^* Some of my best toys run on batteries.
*^* Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs.
calls it)
*^* I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear,
do you?
*^* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!
*^* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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