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Old 12-22-2008, 11:47 AM
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At the Golf Club.



Shloyme Seltzer has made his fortune and wants to show off, so he orders his
driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club with his new Cadillac.


Unfortunately a sign at the door unmistakably states that Jews are not
permitted access. The driver wants to return home, but not Shloyme!


Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."


His driver responds: "But don't you see the sign? They'll kick you out
immediately!"


Shloyme says, "I don't have to tell them I'm Jewish." and he leaves for the
gate.


So the driver waits... One hour... two hours... three hours. After three and
a half hours, Shloyme is kicked out by two body-builder type guardsmen.


The driver asks: "What happened?"


Shloyme says, "Everything was fine until we played hole number eight!
Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds. I shouted: 'Oh, my God,
what'll I do now?' And then the waters parted and everybody knew..."
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