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Old 12-22-2008, 11:41 AM
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Holiday Uses for Duct Tape:



12. Red duct tape with white duct tape trim covering a down ski jacket makes a cheap Santa outfit.
11. Hang stockings from the chimney with duct tape.
10. Fasten decorative lights to railings of house with duct tape.
9. Thin strips of Duct Tape make great self-adhering tinsel.
8. Cover the inevitable gift fruit cake with duct tape and use as door stop.
7. Wrap gifts in Duct Tape for the gift that says, "Open me... Eventually."
6. Cover Christmas tree boughs with green duct tape to prevent needles from dropping.
5. Cover your dead tree limbs with green duct tape and cut fringes in the tape. Presto! Perma-Christmas Tree!
4. Control that hideous holiday weight gain... Duct tape over your mouth.
3. Duct tape over the names in last year's greeting cards and resend them.
2. Silver duct tape turns that old bride's maid dress into shiny holiday formal wear.
1. Duct tape great grandpa upright in his chair.
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Make a lovely candle holder: Stick your pillar candles in rolls of duct tape with green and red duct tape holly leaves and berries attached around the perimeter of the roll. Or, make your own multi-wicked pillar candles by duct taping together a bunch of burned-down candle nubbins (usually found in the junk drawer).
Speed holiday party clean-up duties by wrapping the feet of guests with duct tape, sticky-side- out, as they enter your house. All night long they will be picking up trash as they mill about.
How about getting a bigger haul from Santa this year? Duct tape a dryer hose extention to the top of your stocking (shown in right column).
Make your own Yule Logs out of old newspapers tightly rolled and bound with red and green duct tape.
And finally, nothing will assure that you get your share of holiday kissing like this clever invention (successfully implemented by Tim at last year's holiday party): A mistletoe holder. Duct tape a stick to your head with mistletoe duct taped to the end of the stick hanging about six to eight inches in front of your face. Get ready for some rapid-fire smoochin'!
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