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Old 12-22-2008, 11:26 AM
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pills from santa

A married man walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all he wants for Christmas is for his wife to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give him a bottle of pills. He tells him to give them a try and then let him know how they work.

So he takes the pills home and puts one pill in her Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for an hour. The next day, he's
so thrilled! "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," he thinks to himself.

That night he puts two pills in her food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, he's even more thrilled, so he
dumps all the pills in her food.

Two weeks go by without a word from this man, so Santa decides to give him a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your dad home?"

"No, he's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your dad's and I gave him some pills to help him out a couple of weeks
ago. Maybe you know how it's going?"

"That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you something -- Dad's lying on the ground holding his groin, the UPS man won't
deliver Christmas presents to our house, and Mom's stalking the produce man at the grocery store!'

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