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Old 12-21-2008, 08:07 AM
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stuck in the car

There was a man and a woman in a parked car at a drive in movie.

They were having sex in the back-seat of a small sports car when the man suddenly slipped a disk in his back!

He was stuck he couldn't move at all and neither could his girlfriend, she was pinned nude beneath her 250 pound lover.

They were desperate to get out so she managed to reach over the front seat with her leg and honk the horn.

A big crowd gathered, all enjoying the free show.

Some women volunteers served them coffee through the window while others worked to free them.

Finally firemen cut away the car frame.

The 250 pound man was lifted out and the woman, sobbing was helped out of the car, too.

The ambulance driver tried to calm her down telling her the man would be fine, but she was so upset.

She said she was worried about how she was going to explain to her husband what happened to his car!
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