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Old 12-19-2008, 05:06 PM
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PG13 Christmas Tree Hunt

Every December it was the same excruciating tradition. Our family
would get up at the crack of dawn, go to a Christmas tree farm and
tromp across acres of snow in search of the perfect tree.

Hours later our feet would be freezing, but Mom would press on,
convinced the tree of her dreams was "just up ahead."

One year I snapped. "Mom, face it. The perfect tree doesn't exist.
It's like looking for a man. Just be satisfied if you can find one
that isn't dead, doesn't have too many bald spots and is straight."

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PG13 The Christmas Shawl

I've always wanted a beautiful shawl to wear with my winter dresses. So when I opened the present from my sister Wanda, and saw that it was a white-and-silver shawl, I squealed in delight. "I love it!" I told Wanda that evening. "I wore it all morning."

"You wore it?" she asked, smiling. "It's a skirt for the Christmas tree."

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