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Old 12-16-2008, 10:44 AM
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"Do I look Fat" Responses

"Not to Stevie Wonder."

"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

"Does this tie make me look stupid?"

"No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!"

"I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean fat with an 'f' or
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"No hablo ingles."

"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance
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"No, but taking it *off* sure does."

"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way
on the comparison I am about to make."

"Not if you were travelling at the speed of light."

"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea
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"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

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Old 12-16-2008, 08:18 PM
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honestly if they don't want the truth why do they always have to ask "the question"
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