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Old 12-16-2008, 10:32 AM
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PG The cow

Ole is a farmer in Montana. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. He drives to NORDAKOTA ,
looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he
grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is very surprised, looks
at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to
try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does
come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the
cow and take it home. He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says,"Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens." Sven reaches under, pulls the
teat, and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis
here cow in Nordakota, yah?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you
know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota".
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