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Old 12-16-2008, 09:54 AM
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PG13 Sex Drive

I had run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to
try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with
the computer, so I started trying
to find the sex drive on mine I looked everywhere, in all the folders on
the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware
part of the control panel then I got out all the manuals and went
through them. I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not
equipped with one So, I decided to go to the computer store and see if I
could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my
math hat.
Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking
woman. I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she
had any sex drives in stock.
She kinda scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with
her, figuring she had been impressed with my math hat, I replied that I
tried to be smart with
everyone. She said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me
and walked away. HUH, must not have had any in stock.
In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my
computer and asked if they had any sex drives in stock. He kind of
snickered and asked if I meant a
hard drive. I thought about it for a minute and told him yeah, maybe
that, but I think I should already have one installed. He started
laughing at me said something about
me trying to kill him. You're killing me! Something like that and walked
away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock I
wasn't trying to kill him I wasn't even hurting him.
The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off
the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but
I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about
that explaining it. She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it, like
that and walked away laughing.
The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath
and walked away. Wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they
must not carry them
in stores maybe have to order from a catalog or something.
So that's where I am now.
If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex
drive, I would appreciate it then all I'd have to do is figure out what
to do with it.
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