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Old 12-16-2008, 01:59 AM
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There was a young girl named Sapphire,
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

~~~~~

There once was a guy named Nick
Who liked to jerk off his dick
All during the day
He'd sit there and play
And then grab the bong and the Bic.

~~~~~

On May Day, the girls of Penzance,
Being bored with the lack of romance,
Joined the Workers' Parade
With their banner displayed --
"What the Pants of Penzance need is Ants!"

~~~~~

A lissom psychotic named Jane
Once kissed every man on a train;
Said she: "Please don't panic!
I'm just nymphomanic.
It wouldn't be fun were I sane."

~~~~~

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who took a sly peep through a shutter.
But all he could see
Was his wife's twitching knee
And the ass of the man that was up her

~~~~~

Tim Had Traveled To Peru
In Search Of The Ultimate Screw.
When His Trip Was Complete,
He Zipped Up His Meat
And Said To The Ladies, ''Thank You!''

~~~~~

There once was a man from Peru
Who took a ride in a canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He played with his penis
And woke with a hand full of goo!

~~~~~

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

~~~~~

Said an ovum one night to a sperm,
"You're a very attractive young germ.
Come join me my sweet,
Let our nuclei meet,
And in nine months we'll both come to term."
Stan Kegel

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This gal I know is like a bowling ball.
First, she gets picked up,
Then fingered,
Then thrown in the gutter
And the bitch keeps coming back for more!

~~~~~

There once was a woman named Ann
Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call,
She ran down the hall,
And went to the gentleman's can.

~~~~~

There once was a man from Van Isle
Who said jogging just wasn't his style.
"I'll get workouts," he said,
"At home, in my bed,
'Cause a Miss is as good as a mile!"
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