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To Remember Or Not?


With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet!"

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet!"

Finally they ask, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries!"

"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The 65 year old mother says, "Because I forgot where I put it!"

* * *

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. . .

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied, "OH yes! I remember."
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