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Old 12-15-2008, 08:45 AM
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Spanish words for the day

Spanish words for the day...



1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.

4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars and my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids
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good ones

you forgot about when Pepito took his citizen's test there was only one question holding him from passing.

the instructor asked him to make a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow in it

so Pepito thought to himself and then a big smile came to his face because he had the answer and this is what he said....


the telephone goes green green green... I pink it up and say yellow....
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13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop
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