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Old 12-14-2008, 11:01 PM
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Silly Christmas Limericks
Claus
There was an old fellow named Claus
With a case of the mid-winter blahs.
Taught his reindeer to fly
So they took to the sky.
The taps on your roof may be paws.


Smiley Scrooge
Old Scrooge wore a smile not a sneer
And was filled with Holiday cheer.
For there in the sky,
He saw flying by
Old Santa and his eight reindeer.


Horsing Around
There was a young lady named May
Who was taking a ride in her sleigh.
She ran out of snow,
Her sleigh wouldn't go.
Now her horse pulls an old Chevrolet!


Huge Fairy
There was a farmer named Gary
Whose mule was getting contrary.
Gary painted him red,
A green hat on his head.
Sold him as a huge Christmas fairy.
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