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Adult 10 naughty limericks



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Said an irate young whore in Hong Kong,
"I think you are utterly wrong
To say my vagina's
The largest in China
Just because of your mean little dong."

~~~~~

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who took a sly peep through a shutter.
But all he could see
was his wife's twitching knee
And the arse of the man that was up her

~~~~~

There was a young girl from Wick
Who said "Mother what is a dick?"
She said "My dear Annie
It goes in your fanny
and jumps up and down till its sick"

~~~~~

There once was a queer named Feeney
Who liked to pour gin on his weenie,
In a moment uncouth,
He poured on vermouth
And slipped his friend Dan a martini

~~~~~

A cautious young fellow named Tunney
Had a whang that was worth any money.
When eased in half-way,
The girl's sigh made him say,
"Why the sigh?" "For ths rest of it, honey."

~~~~~

There once was a preacher's daughter
Who resented the pony he bought her
Till she found that it's dong
Was as hard and as long
As the prayers her father had taught her.

~~~~~

A young polo-player of Berkeley
Made love to his sweetheart beserkly.
In the midst of each chukker
He would break off and fuck her
Horizontally, laterally and vertically.

~~~~~

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
As soon as he came she started to weep,
She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.

~~~~~

Said a thoughtful young stud of Brasilia,
"One orgasmic spasm would fillya,
So I'll just let the rest
Gush out on your chest;
If I shot it inside it'd killya."

~~~~~

A decent young fellow named Herm
Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:
The size wasn't much
But its volume was such
That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.
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