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Old 12-14-2008, 03:18 PM
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OLD FLAME I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this
morning,called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in
meeting up andrekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was
flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I
said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw
me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.'Yeah.'
I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches
wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscletone...everything
is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a
Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She
teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and
shewas sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'
So I told her to fuck off.
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