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Old 12-08-2008, 03:20 PM
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dumb excuses

I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.

My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out.

I won't be in today because I have come down with Spring Fever.

I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my elbow.

Last night in San Francisco I was attacked by a gay guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.

I have a head ache.... # 22...actual times someone at work has called in with this excuse!

I don't think I'll be in work for awhile. Yesterday I was riding my son's BMX bike and I fell and broke my ankle it two places and I'm in the hospital.

I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.

I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.

Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!


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