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Old 12-06-2008, 12:49 PM
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How Do You Like Your Eggs?


Jill and John got married. John thought this would be 'The' marriage of the century -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however.

She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it.

"Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love, enjoy!"

Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."
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Old 12-06-2008, 04:22 PM
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John sez: ' no problem, luv! lady next door says she likes HER eggs fertilised!'
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Jill and John got married. John thought this would be 'The' marriage of the century -- equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however.

She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "Poached? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn't having any of it.

"Do you think I don't like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, "third time's a charm" and brought her two eggs -- one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love, enjoy!"

Jill looks at the plate and says, "You scrambled the wrong egg."


And they say there's NO excuse for hitting a woman???
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Old 12-06-2008, 08:36 PM
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And they say there's NO excuse for hitting a woman???
and to think that there are fifty thousand battered women in this country, and I'm still eating mine plain.
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that's classic Ling
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that's classic Ling
Ya Vett, the first time I seen that was on a Tee shirt and I damn near fell off my bike
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