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Old 12-06-2008, 11:00 AM
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PG A note from Santa



A NOTE FROM SANTA

I have been watching you very closely to see if you
have been good this year, and since you have, I will
be telling my Elves to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 Days
Of Christmas, but we had a little problem.....
~
The 12 Fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD
from fiddling with the 10 Ladies a-dancing.
~
The 11 Lords a- leaping have knocked up the 8 Maids
a-milking.
The 9 Pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird
things to the 7 Swans a-swimining.
~
The 6 Geese a-laying, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens,
2 Turtle Doves, and the Partridge in a Pear Tree have
me up to my Sled Runners in bird sh*t.
~
On top of all that Mrs. Claus is going through
Menopause. 8 of my Reindeer are in heat, the Elves
have joined The Gay Liberation, and some people who
can't read a Calendar have scheduled Christmas for the
5th of January.
~
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together
and bring you the things you want, This year I suggest
you get your ass down to Walmart before eveything is
gone.

LOVE
SANTA
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