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Old 12-03-2008, 05:11 AM
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Ordering A Birthday Cake

The corner shop baker was a true artist when it came to making birthday cakes.

One customer asked him, "Can you make a birthday cake for my wife, she's an optician?"

He agreed and produced a birthday cake in the perfect detail of a winking eye.

His next customer said, "Can you make a birthday cake for my husband, he's a dentist."

He agreed and produced a cake in the shape of an open mouth, including the teeth and tongue.

At that moment another customer began to leave his shop, when the baker asked, "Can I help you?"

The lady turned and said, "No, I don't think so. It's my husband birthday today, but he's a proctologist."
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