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Old 12-02-2008, 11:49 AM
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Nuns & Dead Camels!




A priest and a nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and their only transportation is gone.

The nun and the priest are now doomed to die, and they decide to just sit and talk and confess some things. During their conversations, they come across the subject of sex.

The nun then shyly speaks, "I am a virgin, and have never seen what is between a man's legs."

So the priest, being pretty confident about his size, whips it out, and tells her, "This is a tool...the tool that gives life."

The nun thinks for awhile, and says - "well then mister, how about you shove that thing up that dead camel's ass!"
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