RexMag's Naughty Files Adult Discussion Board Rex is in the House

Board Photos Radio and TV Match Maker Reputations Points
Go Back   RexMag's Naughty Files Adult Discussion Board > Adult Humor > Jokes & Humor
Register Arcade Blogs FAQTop Posters Calendar Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 12-02-2008, 05:16 AM
feey's Avatar
Senior Member
Points: 96,826, Level: 75 Points: 96,826, Level: 75 Points: 96,826, Level: 75
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: ireland
Posts: 9,186
My Mood: Relaxed
Thanks: 4,374
Thanked 7,252 Times in 2,123 Posts
feey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond reputefeey has a reputation beyond repute
Speak no English

No Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know
how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood
again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find
a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...




(Please scroll down.)


















What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English
__________________
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to feey For This Useful Post:
newtonman (12-02-2008)
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Right to speak english feey Funny Pictures 5 06-21-2008 11:24 PM
Logic and the English Language manictaz Jokes & Humor 0 12-02-2007 07:06 AM
Pelosi tries to force the Salvation Army to hire people who can't speak English Absolute BiOnyx Intellectual Exchange 4 11-20-2007 10:36 PM
Speak English jlv Jokes & Humor 0 01-13-2007 01:18 PM
The English Language manictaz Jokes & Humor 0 02-28-2006 03:14 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:27 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© 2002 - 2010 BN Media, LLC