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Old 12-02-2008, 05:05 AM
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A doctor in Killarney wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. 'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
'So, Murphy, how was your day?' Murphy told him how he took care of three patients.


'Well Doc', The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol..' 'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'Ah! The second one only had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir' .


'Bejazuz Murphy! You're quite good at this, so what about the third one?'. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years now I have not seen a man!'' 'Tunderin' lard Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor. 'I put drops in her eyes.'
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