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Old 11-28-2008, 07:04 PM
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Old Men At The Brothel

Two old men decide they are close to their last days & decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers & whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms & put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old & drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told & the two old men go upstairs & take care of their business.

As they are walking home, the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" Says his friend, "Why do you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was doing her."

His friend says, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."

"A witch?? Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck & I gave her a little bite. Then she farted & flew out the window. Took my teeth with her!"
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