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Old 11-28-2008, 07:04 AM
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Canada eh??

Canadian Temperature Conversation

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:30 AM
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:47 AM
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Ya Coot, I think that just about says it all, especially about the Leafs winning the cup.
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Ya Coot, I think that just about says it all, especially about the Leafs winning the cup.
You bet, but I'll still always be a Leaf fan.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:53 AM
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Oh Wow, you mean there's two of us hahahahahaha Things should look up now that Brian Burke is taking hold of the reins.
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Ya very few us

RIGHT 12inches ????

Can only wait to see what Burke will do, either way tis gonna take some time.

We were close the year with LA and the Gretzky\ Gilmore incident in the semi's.That was bullshit
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Maaan, I'll never forget that Gretzky / Gilmore incident. Wendel was at his greatest, man, the Leafs would have went on to win the cup that year if it wasn't for the refs favouring Gretzky the way they always did.
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Well, you know where I'm from.......enough said about who I root for.

Zee Wreehhd Vings, n'est-ce pas?!!!!
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Ahhhh we beat the Red Wings everytime no problem hahahahahaha
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