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E Thanksgiving day riddles

Q: What sort of glass would you serve cream of turkey soup in?
A: A goblet. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: What is Alan Alda's favorite Thanksgiving food?
A: M*A*S*Hed potatoes. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: What do you call sweet potatoes that are very outspoken?
A: Candid yams. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: I have some relatives with Mohawk haircuts, multiple facial
piercings, and multitudinous tattoos. What should I serve them at
Thanksgiving?
A: Punk kin pie. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: In my fantasies, I serve a bird with six legs so there's no
squabbling. What are these four extra appendages called?
A: Dreamsticks. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: My neighbor served a bird that was infected with salmonella and
that she had failed to cook thoroughly. With what did all her guests
suffer the next day?
A: The turkey trots. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: When Priscilla realized that both Miles Standish and John Alden
wanted her, what expression crossed her face?
A: A Pilgrin. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: The local restaurant served overcooked turkey, lumpy gravy, and
cold mashed potatoes. What did they advertise it as?
A: The Blooperplate Special. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: NYC set up tall bleachers up and down Broadway this year so
spectators could better view what slightly renamed event?
A: The May See Parade. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: Henrik Ibsen wrote what famous play about a Thanksgiving turkey?
A: Hedda Gobbler (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: What's a busybody's favorite T-Day dessert?
A: Peekin' pie. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: Am I serving a sweet potato casserole this year?
A: I yam. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: What was the Indian's favorite side dish at the first Thanksgiving?
A: Scalped potatoes. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: Why did the first settlers have so much trouble harvesting their
corn?
A: They had to make their way through the maize. (By Cynthia MacGregor)

Q: What's Pop-Pop's favorite dish?
A: Granberry sauce.
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