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Old 11-22-2008, 09:53 AM
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PG13 A blonde (third) rents a porno



Third decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

Third: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."

Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Third: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:55 AM
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That would be believible if you hadn't said it was my FIRST porn rental. pppfffftttt.
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That would be believible if you hadn't said it was my FIRST porn rental. pppfffftttt.


i thought you made porn third.... isn't that you in filthy rich play samantha fox's cunt double?






P.S. sorry for use od c word but its a by play on the word stunt
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