| Pink Curtains
A Blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She said to the saleslady,
'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'The saleslady assures her that
they have a large selection of pink curtains
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time
choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The saleslady then asks what size curtains she needs.The blonde promptly
replies, 'Seventeen inches.''Seventeen inches ?' asked the saleslady. 'That
sounds very small, what room are they for ?'The blonde says, 'They aren't
for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised saleslady replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains !'
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows....... |