Ten Best Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

[dampa]

TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK. 10.
"They
>>told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15
minute
>>power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me
>>to."
>>8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here
>>just in time."
>>7. "I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and
>>envisioning a new paradigm."
>>6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a
>>highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you
>>discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga." 4. "Why did you
interrupt
>>me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The
>>coffee machine is broken ..."
>>2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot ..."
>>And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
>>1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."