| Nookie Green
A man goes to confession in the Catholic
Church..."Father, it has been one month since my last
Confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every
Week for the last month".
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven Go out
And say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it been two months since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the
Last two months."
This time the priest questions,
"Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well, "sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail
Mary's."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to
Deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead
Gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as
She slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in
Front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very
Short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
Matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs
Slightly spread apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers,
"Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but
Replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
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