Scottie Sexy Food Diet

[scotgirl]

I was just soaking in the tub and feeling sexy when a revelation occurred. Naked. In the tub. Warm water. Very sexy. Sexy foods. I forgot to mention I was hungry at the time.

What would happen if you ate only SEXY food? Why not create a diet based solely on the sensual appeal of the edible item? The premise would be...eat anything that looks good when eaten by/or rubbed on the sculpted body of a beautiful naked woman (or the sensual fantasy of your choice-no gender preference or specific body part required). Think about it. Most healthy foods are very sexy. Imagine that beautiful naked woman/man rubbing a huge, ripe, icy-cold, fresh strawberry on herself/himself. Strawberries...healthy source of vitamin C and antioxidants. Bingo!

Now, imagine that same naked woman/man rubbing a Taco Bell burrito all over her/him. See? Not sexy. Not healthy.
Try it again. ! Naked woman rubbing a juicy peach over her breasts. Or naked woman massaging the same breast with, say, a Sloppy Joe on a bun. No contest. Sexy food wins again.

Now, I know some will argue that there are sexy foods that are high in sugar, but hey, how much maple syrup or Hershey's liquid chocolate can you actually drink without becoming tired of it in a hurry? See, our natural metabolism allows satisfaction without dangerous overindulgence. Leave off the pancakes and waffles and how many carbs are you really going to consume? Waffles are not a sexy rubbing tool. Jello is. And that's comes sugar free. Yeah, the melting butter imagery is sensually titillating, but again, how much butter can you really spoon into your mouth at one sitting? Now, you've got it!!.

I know, I know--you think you have me with the salad...no, no, no. Salad...greens...rolling naked in a meadow, in tall, rippling breeze-kissed grasses... leaves of lettuce, flowerlets of broccoli--no difference. It still works. Besides, many vegetables have a definite phallic qualitythat could enhance the visualization. Cucumbers...squash...ooooooooo that big purple eggplant ready to pop.!!!!!!

You just don't get the same effect with a stale, tungsten lamp-heated Big Mac, limp fries, and ketchup.

So, there it is...my new Sexy Food Diet. If the food choices don't work, maybe the preoccupation with sex will gain us more in the exercise department.