Mid life crisis

[Numpty]

Ok, no laughing please. My doctor says I'm in the mid life crisis, or male menopause, as he puts it, and he's a strong believer in it. My wife says I've changed, growing my hair, wanting a sporty car, sex drive through the roof (not bad for someone with kidney failure, it kills your libido), big interest in what I wear and music I'm listening too, and very selfish about sharing my wife's free time with her family (I'm a step-parent). Doc says they all classic symptoms. Any other men in their mid forties going through the same?

[DownUnderWonder]

My husband went thru it. He'll deny it til he's blue in the face but he did. Moody, depressed, psychotic...... more idiotic than usual. And now I think he's going thru another crisis as he ages even more and has to give up running and weight lifting due to cartlidge damage and osteoporosis.
There's no doubt about it.....getting old sucks BIG TIME

[vetteindreams]

great something else to look forward too
first male pattern baldness

[DownUnderWonder]

Originally Posted by vetteindreams

great something else to look forward too
first male pattern baldness

Revenge for all you males who laughted at us girls in High School who developed at a young age and were mercilessly teased for being "fat".

Its women's revenge I tells ya.

So yep, first its male pattern baldness
then the mid life crisis
then you develop the monster beer gut/sludge gut
then finally, you get to wear your strides belted high up around your chest!


....mind you, I think I find that last look preferable to strides belted half way down around some 13 year old bogan's arse, with his jocks hanging out over the top! EWWWWW!!!

[vetteindreams]

LOL DUW

I never did that i just ogled whilst pretending to read a book....
then after that i was the stoopid bastard that helped girls with their homework and listened when they needed to vent about their beaus

I didn't even rate a mercy-fuck

now to address the last part of your post
monster gut and strides up -- that's disgusting and i see it all the time as our local supermarket is near a retirement village

definitely agree with the bogan comment --- here they are considered sport ---- people try and trip them by stepping on the hem of their jeans