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Old 01-24-2009, 11:53 PM
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Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:21 AM
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:24 AM
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hey it'd pay well if she was any good
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:49 AM
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I'm with you, I think I saw her dancing down at the "Crazy Horse".
Not that there's anything wrong with that !!!!!!!
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Old 01-25-2009, 06:05 AM
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Well, no one's been duped with the explanation not to mention, that IS a frickin' big shovel.
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Old 01-25-2009, 07:24 AM
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Well, no one's been duped with the explanation not to mention, that IS a frickin' big shovel.
Plus they probably live in Florida.
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