The Topic of Sex foods brought this to mind ......
You'd be amazed how some women eat something like French onion soup on a date
....soooooo on that note.
Top 5 Worst First Date Foods
They say a first date is about making a connection with your date and finding out if there's chemistry between the two of you. But a bad food experience can make a first date one you want to forget. Obviously, you know not to go to a fast food restaurant, but do you know what else to bypass? Here are the top five foods to avoid on a first date:
Wings- Guys, please don't try and show us how macho you are because you can eat the hottest wings on the menu. Girls don't really care about that. Plus you look like an idiot with the wing sauce all over your hands and face. Girls want to feel special on a first date, not like you're out with your boys.
Spaghetti- This is a lose - lose food. With all the slurping, the spinning, and sauce flying everywhere you can't possibly look good eating it. On the other hand, if you actually know how to twirl spaghetti, you're date will know your anal retentive and assume that you're one of those people who makes everyone take their shoes off before they come into your house...Can you say lame?
Ribs- Messy food is never good on a first date. On top of ribs being messy, ribs can be a pain to eat. You want to focus on your date, not pulling apart your meat. A side dish that always comes with ribs are baked beans. At all costs, avoid beans on a date!
Mexican food- Mexican food is great, but if there is the slightest chance of getting lucky after the date, do not eat Mexican food. I repeat: do not eat Mexican food. Save the tacos, beans, and burritos for when you go out to eat with your sister.
Buffets- Sure, they have chicken, beef, pork, salads, veggies, and desserts, but this has got to be the worst place to go on a first date. All you can eat buffets are like Britney Spears-- cheap, trashy, and dirty. What's that you say? Britney is making a come back? Oh I don't think so, give it a few months and she'll either be pregnant again, in rehab, or filling for bankruptcy.
Remember, avoiding bad food can only help you on a first date. If your personality is lame and you're not so attractive, be sure to avoid these foods and at least you'll have one positive thing going for you.
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Men don't like picky eaters. Dining out, like sex, should be a sensual, indulgent experience. Get too fussy at the table (dressing on the side) and they think you're high-maintenance in the bedroom. It's no wonder, then, that when men get a glimpse of my extensive food rule book — nothing spicy, no condiments, no red meat or seafood, no mixing of sauces — they flee.
Did You Know? 40% of women will order dessert at a restaurant only if someone else does.
FROM HIS SIDE OF THE TABLE
Josh Radnor plays the lovelorn architect Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother. Turns out, his single-guy shtick on the show isn't all that different from his real-life hunt for the perfect woman. Here, Josh decodes the dinner menu, revealing what he really thinks about how women eat on the first date:
Filet mignon: "Either she thinks I'm rich, or she's anemic."
Garlicky food: "I love garlic, and I don't mind kissing someone who's had a ton of it. Raw onions are a different story."
Bacon cheeseburger: "She knows more about sports than I do."
Salad, dressing on the side: "She's either a control freak or a wilted-lettuce hater."
Pad Thai: "She's not that adventurous — it's the sweet-and-sour chicken of Thai food."
Onion rings: "She better gimme one."
Dessert: "When a man says, 'Let's share a few desserts,' he's automatically getting to third base.
Full disclosure:
I've pulled this move."
Top 5 Worst First Date Foods 
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