A Note To All Banned Members

[Absolute BiOnyx]

Hello recently banned member.

You may or may not know me. My name is Absolute BiOnyx. I may have had something to do with your being banned, but chances are, I didn't. We have a few mods on here who are quicker than I at doing our jobs. That being said, the reason you were banned wasn't because of the mods, the reason you were banned was because of you.

Being banned does not mean that you quickly gather a new IP and reregister. You were banned because you were a fuckwit, not because the mods didn't like your username. You could call yourself "fluffy bunny slippers" or "satan's ham loaf", and that would be ok. However, if you were banned, it means you broke a rule. If you break a rule using one name, chances are, you will break the same rule using others.

If your ban is temporary, just ride your time out. There is plenty to do on the internet, find something else to occupy your time. If you were permabanned, take the hint. It means that you have done something that even we could not tolerate, and trust me, we are pretty leniant around here.

If you want to try and appeal your ban, use the "contact us" button to get in contact with one of the admins. However, doing so more than once will earn you "whiny bitch status" and will not help your case at all. And yes, we do have a mod board in which we discuss which posters keep coming back again and again and again under different names. It gets old after awhile...

Hope you enjoy (and possibly learn something from) your ban. And remember, if you travel somewhere while banned, wear sunscreen.

Sincerely,
Absolute BiOnyx